something the prince never knew

If anyone ever wonders why I'm not married yet, I think that this email (received from my stepdad, Terry, last summer in regards to gentlemen suitors) can offer some insight.


It reads:

You know brown nosing doesn’t work with me!

Yes, I was bad last night but you have experienced my poor behavior before. No, my attitude towards certain items doesn’t change and when my mind is made up it stays that way! However, in this case and with consultation with my advisor I may reconsider this matter given the proper materials. They are:

1. Life resume
2. Documentation showing ancestory with Iowa roots
3. Documentation showing college participation in athletics
4. Life goals
5. Personality testing—you don’t want to end up with someone like me!
6. Parental background and quirks

When that package is presented, I will scour the data to determine if my mind can be changed to allow for more than limited conversation.

Love ya

So, good luck to me on that.